The front desk 🛎️
The first case is free — the club believes in letting you get a taste for accusation. Membership opens every case, for one modest sum and the occasional raised eyebrow.
Suggested launch price: £4.99/month. The Butler suggested a shilling and a firm handshake; he was outvoted.
Membership includes
- Every case on the incident board — and every new mystery we pin to it
- All interrogations, ciphers, searches and accusations, to the bitter end
- A detective agency for your group chat — up to 12 suspiciously familiar faces
- Full honours: reputation, ranks, commendations, and the trophy cabinet to keep them in
- The complete outfitters: coats, hats, and companions of variable usefulness
- No adverts, no loot boxes, no nonsense. Buttons are earned, never bought
Cancel any time from your account — access continues to the end of the billing period, and your reputation is yours for life. The club never forgets. It literally keeps a book.